humansofnewyork:
““I was working as a prep cook at a BBQ joint in Harlem. I got off work early one day, and I discovered my wife with another man. That was the beginning of all this. I’d been with her for twenty-one years. I was devastated. I got...

humansofnewyork:

“I was working as a prep cook at a BBQ joint in Harlem.  I got off work early one day, and I discovered my wife with another man.  That was the beginning of all this.  I’d been with her for twenty-one years.  I was devastated.  I got right back on the bus and headed back to the city.  I went straight to the bars on 42nd Street. I got wasted every day.  I lost my wallet, my phone, my contacts.  I didn’t want to do nothing.  I just said ‘F it.’  I’ve been out on the streets for eight months.  When it’s time to rest, I find a place to sleep.  But I spend most of my time here on this block.  These are the best people on this block.  I’ve never experienced so many good people in my life.  Some of them help me out every single day.  They say: ‘What are you doing out here?  We’ve never met anyone like you.’  Lily and her daughter brought the whole family to meet me on Thanksgiving.  I felt like a celebrity.  Then there’s Cheryl with the glasses who just walked by a couple minutes ago.  Love her.  John and his wife, love them too.  David and Michael are the best.  And what’s up to my man Sean from the beauty parlor.  Shout out to T and Marianne.  So many good friends on this block.  But they aren’t going to see me much longer because I found a program that’s going to give me a place to stay, and a job cleaning the streets.  I’m done with this life.  I don’t belong here.  And I know my grandkids miss Grandpa.  So if you don’t see me here soon, you can say: ‘He’s done it!  He’s gone!’  But I’m going to shock everybody.  Cause I’m coming back with Christmas cards.”

(via humansofnewyork)


thatonezombiecosplayer:

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

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(via guy)


beautybetweenherliesx:

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I will never not repost this. Us addicts are human too. We just deal with pain differently.

(via socialxparasite-deactivated2019)


onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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(via everybidenjusthavegoodtime)


despazito:

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

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(via zackisontumblr)


movie-gifs:

Your hair is winter fire,
January embers.
My heart burns there, too.

IT (2017) dir. Andy Muschietti

(via thursday)


The most beautiful thing you will look today

trasemc:

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮
Have a good trip!

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(via psych2go)



defilerwyrm:
“ unicornempire:
“ iguanamouth:
“ ”
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
”
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
”

defilerwyrm:

unicornempire:

iguanamouth:

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I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

(via unfollovving)



rapunzel-corona-lite:

bigbossoflegends:

garlicknotz:

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

me as a teacher

he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls

(via unfollovving)


tripleclown:

girlfriendluvr:

bombcollar:

I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections

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i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.

dont worry, this is super photoshopped! this is the original, healthy cat:


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thats the devil actually

(via lindsaychrist)



awesomephineasuniverse:
“terrible quality, but there’s that smirk
”

awesomephineasuniverse:

terrible quality, but there’s that smirk

(via awesomephineas)


afterword:
“i got the most relatable spam email
”

afterword:

i got the most relatable spam email

(via canadiancoitus)